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For all you I love here at Vana'diel. Here is my Johnson. /wink

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Posted Sep 14, 2010 - 7:58 PM





Mostly aimed at Val, Kurisu, and my various friends! WOO
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Given an escalator, slinkys will give you infinite fun!

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Posted Sep 14, 2010 - 8:04 PM

BAH stupid thing, it isn't letting me edit my post OR post the video here so this is the link... sorry ;-; I was trying to be CLEVER


http://www.youtube.c...h?v=xCe6NOBUut0
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Posted Sep 14, 2010 - 8:25 PM

For embedding youtube videos simply use [youtube][/youtube] tags and add your url in between. However, youtube does prevent the embedding of some videos.

On topic: I was waiting for the announcer to throw in some clever euphemism such as:

"It rides nice and low"
"You can fit four down there" or
"She's goin down!"

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Posted Sep 15, 2010 - 4:22 AM

Umm, I'm not sure what I just watched there. But if I'm supposed to get something then...I don't xD Anybody care to explain? :blink:
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Posted Sep 15, 2010 - 4:39 AM

In america johnson is another word for your genitals :P so watch it again thinking that
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Posted Sep 15, 2010 - 5:16 AM

Oh, well that makes much more sense! And Johnson is the name of that boat too? What were the makers thinking? :lol:
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Posted Sep 15, 2010 - 8:48 AM

lol... it took me a few minutes to understand what could be the "other" meaning of Johnson *Giggle*
"you and your Johnson" rofl...
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Posted Sep 15, 2010 - 9:47 AM

It's an 80s commercial so I bet Johnson became slang afterwards.
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Posted Sep 15, 2010 - 10:09 AM

View PostDalkor, on Sep 15, 2010 - 9:47 AM, said:

It's an 80s commercial so I bet Johnson became slang afterwards.


lol even cuter, slang means snake in Dutch.
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Posted Sep 15, 2010 - 11:01 AM

Hehe, I love how no english is the same in english speaking countries... Slang isn't slang where slang is snake is slang. o.0;
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Posted Sep 15, 2010 - 4:24 PM

Hehe. Cute. I don't think they intended it that way, but yea. Unlike the new Axe Detailer commercial, which totally intended it that way. If you haven't seen the extended version of that on youtube, you should. It's even funnier than the shorter tv version.
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Posted Sep 16, 2010 - 9:17 AM

... you, your girl and your Johnson. lol For some reason I wasn't expecting this to funny, but it wasn't half bad.

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