The end of the world cometh?

#1 Galactimus

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Posted May 20, 2011 - 5:47 PM

Bible enthusiasts are stating that the impending doom of our species will occur tomorrow on May 21st. The world is to be consumed by fire exactly 7,000 years after Noah's flood. What a meticulous little creator we have! Some skeptics point at the Mayans instead whose tribal astrophysics department claim a solar flare ending in 2012. Also, news outlets this week have reported that America has finally hit its $14.29 trillion legal limit on borrowing; which will send the entire country spiraling into economical anarchy and cannibalism in the coming weeks. Vegetarians unite!

But I'm afraid the news gets much worse. For today at 2pm eastern standard time something tragic has shaken the fabric of our very existence. Something so unimaginable that no book of religious fiction, doped up Mayan herbalist, or government controlled newscaster could have ever predicted. Yes, as many of you devoted readers have already realized.. The apocalyPS3 has struck and my cyber world has come to an end. An overheated Ps3 has died tragically in my arms and its saved games forever lost. The melted internal components laying at my feet signal the end to a once proud and limitless gaming universe. You will be missed my dear friend... my comrade... my lover... my pixelated dream.

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#2 Val

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Posted May 20, 2011 - 7:29 PM

oh my god, that's terrible D: I'm sorry for your loss; he was much to young. The good ones are always taken from us too soon.

Ugh... lover?

About the rapture: Do people actually take this seriously? I'm certain there have been other days where it was claimed god would come and guide the chosen to heaven~ and then nothing happens. How was it worked out as tomorrow? say there was a god, why would he follow the -man made- calender? I saw something on the interwebz saying that you should avoid driving tomorrow incase you are chosen whilst driving~ I thought it was rather funny.......

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#3 Kurisu

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Posted May 25, 2011 - 6:36 AM

WE LIVE!

Although I don't believe in the rature or any of that stuff it is still interesting to see whether anything does happen or not!

Like, will something big happen on the 21st December 2012? (what is it with the 21st?!)

Only time will tell!

And I'm sorry to hear about your PS3, Galactimus! I know how you feel, I've been there before.

The end of the world cometh? - Beyond Vana'diel